Art Review: Queen and Country
2009-02-20 17:02:58
Queen and Country
Steve McQueen

Sensitive exhibition brings home the losses of the Iraq War

Few events in recent memory have had a greater impact on this country's art than the Iraq War. From countless slogans scrawled on street walls, to Mark Wallinger’s Turner Prize-winning replica State Britain, the conflict has left a searing mark on British culture. However, the majority of these reactions could be described as Protest Art – works deliberately positioned as scathing attacks against the circumstances surrounding the war. Though they are created from legitimate political concerns, they so often ignore the human reality that many families face, through fear or loss – feelings no doubt exacerbated by intense media coverage and the protest in general.

It is refreshing, then, to find an artist as high-profile as Steve McQueen (director of the acclaimed film Hunger) dealing with this reality. The project proposed is simple: for every fallen British soldier, a postage stamp bearing their face is made, and displayed. The actual piece is a solemn affair – a large wooden box, a giant’s coffin, in an empty room. On either side, drawers can be slid out, each one containing designs for a soldier, their face repeated in a grid.

Though oddly reminiscent of Warhol’s disaster series, the presentation of seemingly endless faces creates a contrasting effect: whereas for Warhol the mechanical reproduction is used to highlight the distance created by the media from the tragedy of death, the impact of McQueen’s faces are overpowering – for once, these lives are raised from a Newsnight statistic into flesh and blood. With every groan and slide, the drawers reveal another life, and with a brief glimpse, they are remembered. For some, the encounter may be overwhelming, and even for those with the most staunch political views, the experience is one that is heartening. Steve McQueen has gracefully addressed a shortfall in contemporary art, and with it perhaps made the most astounding political point of all – remembering what has been lost through all the brouhaha. Hopefully, if the project is accepted by Royal Mail, it will allow some closure for those who need it.
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Printed in the Journal Wednesday 28 January 2009, The Journal Issue 17
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Prank Phone Call - Matt Lucas on BBC London as 'Paul Winter'
2009-02-09 00:25:16
Just got this off twitter - robert popper and Matt Lucas doing a funny. I specially edited the beginning bit - supposed to be about measles, but I ask you... dodge city. Anyway, Popper is supposed to go on as parvinder, an extra from Slumdog Millionaire, but last minute changes his mind...



It goes really sour towards the end... I think he new he's been punk'd.

But that photo - he looks so weird - it says he's interviewing Bruce Golding -
first, who's Bruce Golding? why is that an accomplishment?
secondly, he's not interviewing, an arm is
thirdly, doesn't he look odd, the way his head is resting. I'm not saying any more about it.
Turns out Bruce Golding is the PM of Jamaica. Turns out I'm a disgutsing ignorant pillock - my sincereset apologies!
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Nick Mohammed's 4arters and a peculiar BBC NEWS story
2009-02-09 00:07:39

If you haven't already found it, check out Nick Mohammed's Quarters on Radio 4 - its on the Iplayer and very good. Mohammed is an ex footlights guy, who does character comedy. I met him in a toilet.
Anyway, importantly for this post, if you go to his episode 3 here on the iplayer - as they are automatically edited or whatever, the beginning catches the end of a BBC NEWS report... and I shit you not - this is at the beginning:

What on earth was that news story about? Answers on a postcard please! By in a toilet, I mean we pissed within the same trough. I thank you.
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Poem: Running
2009-02-07 18:10:27
Running, In the Park;
Rosa's Breath rose, then fell;
Foot, followed foot,
leg, followed leg,
thigh, followed thigh,
head, followed heel;
oh dear;

she fell.
Foot followed leg flew over followed head,
now feet stamp,
rosa screams, her breath pierced the air.
'Nobody likes Rosa running', I said,
As I lowered my binoculars,
and took another sip from my crystal tumbler.
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Poest - Toast to the Lassies
2009-01-26 15:49:36
There are many customs to be accomplished on a proper burns night which are all jolly good fun, including the address to the haggis. I wish it was more of a wordy affair, to see the whole room chatting to their vegetables would have been delightful. However, one of the events for me last night was the 'Toast to the Lassies' wo which I was requested to perform. Here follows an exert of my briefly written and performed poest.
Toast to the Lassies
What follows hence is my toast to the Lassies,
be them fair of face or hidden by 'tasches,
with golden locks which tumble down;
and lure old men with frocks, n' deinty gowns.

This is my toast to the wee little Girlies,
with fondness for puppy's and dances with twirlies,
with eyes open,
brown, blue or golden like the sun;
to spy and entwine 'pon everone.

From my lips shall expell my toast for the wags,
the foootballing womenfolk who natter like hags,
the fashion of which rise and fall like the moon;
from which the rests' grace follows to ruin.

This is my call to the beaus and the bunts
who differ from men not by size but oversized dunce caps,
the brain may not be the same scale or e'en part;
but what the lack in strength they make up wit' heart.

This follows forth my toast to the grannies,
old bags, saggy skin their bowels twinned with haggis
sing songs shy slyly and rude without restraint;
and natter but foreigners on the telly they hate.

Once more I return to my toast to the lassies,
the collie dogs who battle down mines tirelassly,
even these bitches have need for the bone;
or some othertoy to chew when left all alone.

To you all, I must end this shor quick witted poest,
the hybrid fornication of poem, n' toast, made in jest;
I wish to you all a year pregnant
with love, thrills and harks of good times unrepentant.
So once mare I ask you to raise your wee glasses,
to the toast to my friends,
the wonderful lassies.

P.S. Can anyone think of a rhyme to "multiple orgasm"?
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Poem: Barack Obama
2009-01-25 00:18:37
This is my poem for barack obama. I had a little trouble finding rhymes as you can probably tell.
Obama.
He has great vision, knowledge and presedential authority,

for a llama.
With the law credentials essential, he'd come first in my presidential,
diaorama.
few will be calmer
He's my Barack Obama.
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Doug Doing His Thing
2009-01-08 00:02:59
This is doug doing his bloody thing.

What a nonce. not in a homphobic way you understand, but in a real stupid put a twat on a stick and shove it up your nonce hole kinda way. I think it did then degrade into unintentional homophobia then. sorry for that. Think of the Video as a New Years Present or Something like that.
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I so want one of these....
2008-12-05 16:11:28
Its called a Tenerion and its the most futuristic looking synth midi based device there has ever been... not only does it look like a rubbish japanese digital puzzle toy it sounds really cool aswell.

This is Little Boots doing a cover of hot chip... i am well impressed! It is so useless that i have to have it! I can't wait to touch one of these, then one day I can own one.
This is a link to a video on the BBC website with it being used by 'Little Boots' on Jools Holland.
If anyone wants to get me a christmas present, I can quite happily say if you get me this, I will not be dissappointed.
I'm Looking at you now Doug. I should really be doing an essay about now.

On another note - isn't it nice having an artist who is actually talented for once!
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You wonder where all the people's money went
2008-12-04 18:50:46
It all went on bloody big slides... and stealing bananas (doesn't even use his fucking chip and pin)
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Uncle Benn
2008-11-28 20:36:05

An action shot there. I just think it needs to be said that Uncle Benn needs to be treasured because he is just so unbelievabley brilliant. How can anyone in Politics be so genuine and likeable. And yet not have any power in government whatsoever?
The image above came from a BoingBoing post, whre some americans are only just discovering him (he was in Sicko) but then found out that he was an inventor - including this above, the "
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