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			<title>Dream. Too Odd for Facebook. (and incidentally too long)</title>
			<link>http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/10/06/dream-too-odd-for-facebook-and-incidentally-too-long</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 14:08:22 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hitch</dc:creator>
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						<description>Keep on remembering dream from last night; 90% sure that the inbetweeners will not end with the cast shooting a girl using the gun of a video, and then jump off a building with a small mexican child, to land feet first and engage in a dying conversation with said child, with knees coming out of the ground, before conducting in a highlights package of the world cup in which all countries are represented by zombies in attire themed by flag Colour, and which instead of football teams must sing in a swimming pool, to the death. However, if that is the ending and I haven&#039;t put at least a fiver on it, then I will look very silly indeed.&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/10/06/dream-too-odd-for-facebook-and-incidentally-too-long&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Keep on remembering dream from last night; 90% sure that the inbetweeners will not end with the cast shooting a girl using the gun of a video, and then jump off a building with a small mexican child, to land feet first and engage in a dying conversation with said child, with knees coming out of the ground, before conducting in a highlights package of the world cup in which all countries are represented by zombies in attire themed by flag Colour, and which instead of football teams must sing in a swimming pool, to the death. However, if that is the ending and I haven't put at least a fiver on it, then I will look very silly indeed.<div class="item_footer"><p><small><a href="http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/10/06/dream-too-odd-for-facebook-and-incidentally-too-long">Original post</a> blogged on <a href="http://b2evolution.net/">b2evolution</a>.</small></p></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Review: Edinburgh Evening News - Stand Up @ The Still</title>
			<link>http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/07/28/review-edinburgh-evening-news-stand-up-the-still</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:49:43 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hitch</dc:creator>
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						<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog/eveningnewsreview28thJuly.jpg?mtime=1280324860&quot; rel=&quot;lightbox[p289]&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog///.evocache/eveningnewsreview28thJuly.jpg/fit-320x320.jpg?mtime=1280324860&quot; width=&quot;263&quot; height=&quot;320&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Always nice to be mentioned in a review anyway, but here I even get nice words said about me (not sure how much i can take as a quote but still):&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&#039;Bob Graham and David Boyce... gave respectable accounts of themselves before making way for Richard Hanrahan, &lt;strong&gt;the evening&#039;s first highlight&lt;/strong&gt;. Despite a sluggish start, &lt;strong&gt;Hanrahan&#039;s assured deliver served to steady the ship on the rare occasion where his bright material threatened to dive into the proverbial rabbit hole&lt;/strong&gt;.&#039;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So there you have it pleasant enough - I&#039;m not sure if the proverbial rabbit hole is in danger of being too weird or too rude, but thankfully I only threatened to go into said warren so taht is a relief.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are mentions too of Ben Verth as &#039;the evening&#039;s star&#039; which is thoroughly deserved for a man who I think struggles to get critical acclaim as the brilliant comic he undoubtedly is. Phil O&#039;Shea comes off well too as he takes off from &#039;Hanrahan&#039;s giddier moments&#039; (I&#039;m kinda glad someone finally felt giddy from my onstage presence), &#039;channeling something between a foppish Don Quixote and a Michael Gondrey film&#039;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you are interested you can see the rest of the review by Ray Philp in todays&amp;#160;&lt;em&gt;Edinburgh Evening News&lt;/em&gt; Wed (July 28th 2010 &amp;#160;- I&#039;m sure it&#039;ll be online at some point)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/07/28/review-edinburgh-evening-news-stand-up-the-still&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div><a href="http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog/eveningnewsreview28thJuly.jpg?mtime=1280324860" rel="lightbox[p289]"><img alt="" src="http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog///.evocache/eveningnewsreview28thJuly.jpg/fit-320x320.jpg?mtime=1280324860" width="263" height="320" /></a></div></div><p>Always nice to be mentioned in a review anyway, but here I even get nice words said about me (not sure how much i can take as a quote but still):</p>
<p>'Bob Graham and David Boyce... gave respectable accounts of themselves before making way for Richard Hanrahan, <strong>the evening's first highlight</strong>. Despite a sluggish start, <strong>Hanrahan's assured deliver served to steady the ship on the rare occasion where his bright material threatened to dive into the proverbial rabbit hole</strong>.'</p>
<p>So there you have it pleasant enough - I'm not sure if the proverbial rabbit hole is in danger of being too weird or too rude, but thankfully I only threatened to go into said warren so taht is a relief.</p>
<p>There are mentions too of Ben Verth as 'the evening's star' which is thoroughly deserved for a man who I think struggles to get critical acclaim as the brilliant comic he undoubtedly is. Phil O'Shea comes off well too as he takes off from 'Hanrahan's giddier moments' (I'm kinda glad someone finally felt giddy from my onstage presence), 'channeling something between a foppish Don Quixote and a Michael Gondrey film'.</p>
<p>If you are interested you can see the rest of the review by Ray Philp in todays&#160;<em>Edinburgh Evening News</em> Wed (July 28th 2010 &#160;- I'm sure it'll be online at some point)</p>
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			<title>The World Tour</title>
			<link>http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/07/20/the-world-tour</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 00:48:28 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hitch</dc:creator>
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						<description>&lt;p&gt;So this was the big week of the big world tour - and its been cracking. Spent the last week in Coventry and have sampled pretty much everything it has to offer - a museum about cars, a museum about art and a big statue of Lady Godiver (she is well fit).  Far more important for me (and for this blog) were the gigs. Two of which we had to bail on because of car troubles, which is a shame. But I have succesfully performed three gigs in a week, with one more completing the set this sunday in the Manchester Comedy Store.   First Gig. A lovely little function room of the sort of pub that greets you with creepy eyes when you enter. And I took to the stage, bit nervous and out of practice. And I bombed. Turns out you cant get away with my usual student garb at every gig. I ain&#039;t no gods gift to comedy. But I turned it - and I won em over, improvising stuff, including a new line which is staying in. Gig was lovely room, bit rowdy, but I jus twasn&#039;t ready.  Next gig, was a new material night in Lemington Spa, &quot;Wreckless&quot;, which was not best attended - making the room very odd. Thought I completley ballsed up the gig, no one went down especially well - which was a relief for me. That said, Carl Hutchinson headlined and was brilliant, especially given the odd room. Was lovely to meet a whole bunch of acts.  Tuesday and Wednesday. Car Broke. Wolves pulled the gig their end. Two sad days. Along comes Rugby, with all its glitz and glamour - a charity night in a pub to raise money for air ambulances. The audience weren&#039;t up for comedy. So I sung them the opening song to the Lion King. Three times. We laughed. Some of them laughed. I ran away as quickly as possible.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/07/20/the-world-tour&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So this was the big week of the big world tour - and its been cracking. Spent the last week in Coventry and have sampled pretty much everything it has to offer - a museum about cars, a museum about art and a big statue of Lady Godiver (she is well fit).  Far more important for me (and for this blog) were the gigs. Two of which we had to bail on because of car troubles, which is a shame. But I have succesfully performed three gigs in a week, with one more completing the set this sunday in the Manchester Comedy Store.   First Gig. A lovely little function room of the sort of pub that greets you with creepy eyes when you enter. And I took to the stage, bit nervous and out of practice. And I bombed. Turns out you cant get away with my usual student garb at every gig. I ain't no gods gift to comedy. But I turned it - and I won em over, improvising stuff, including a new line which is staying in. Gig was lovely room, bit rowdy, but I jus twasn't ready.  Next gig, was a new material night in Lemington Spa, "Wreckless", which was not best attended - making the room very odd. Thought I completley ballsed up the gig, no one went down especially well - which was a relief for me. That said, Carl Hutchinson headlined and was brilliant, especially given the odd room. Was lovely to meet a whole bunch of acts.  Tuesday and Wednesday. Car Broke. Wolves pulled the gig their end. Two sad days. Along comes Rugby, with all its glitz and glamour - a charity night in a pub to raise money for air ambulances. The audience weren't up for comedy. So I sung them the opening song to the Lion King. Three times. We laughed. Some of them laughed. I ran away as quickly as possible.</p><div class="item_footer"><p><small><a href="http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/07/20/the-world-tour">Original post</a> blogged on <a href="http://b2evolution.net/">b2evolution</a>.</small></p></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>You Know When Your Dissertation Is Going Well If You Spend All Day On The Title Page...</title>
			<link>http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/05/31/you-know-when-your-dissertation-is-going-well-if-you-spend-all-day-on-the-title</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 23:31:55 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hitch</dc:creator>
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						<description>&lt;div class=&quot;image_block&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog//Dissertation_Title_Page.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog//Dissertation_Title_Page.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; title=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;248.0&quot; height=&quot;350.8&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;

The original images are taken from Jeff Gillette  hope he doesn&#039;t mind me borrowing them for the front page of my dissertation... its not-for-profit, so I&#039;ve taken some liberty in suggesting my own creative commons slant on his work... do check the entire &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.copronason.com/gillette2010/&quot;&gt;&quot;Dismayland&quot; series out&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/05/31/you-know-when-your-dissertation-is-going-well-if-you-spend-all-day-on-the-title&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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The original images are taken from Jeff Gillette  hope he doesn't mind me borrowing them for the front page of my dissertation... its not-for-profit, so I've taken some liberty in suggesting my own creative commons slant on his work... do check the entire <a href="http://www.copronason.com/gillette2010/">"Dismayland" series out</a>.<div class="item_footer"><p><small><a href="http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/05/31/you-know-when-your-dissertation-is-going-well-if-you-spend-all-day-on-the-title">Original post</a> blogged on <a href="http://b2evolution.net/">b2evolution</a>.</small></p></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Geography Without Oxbow Lakes</title>
			<link>http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/04/19/geography-without-oxbow-lakes</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 00:52:27 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hitch</dc:creator>
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						<description>&lt;p&gt;The last time we spoke, well I spoke, dissertation wise, I was beginning to suggest a problem with Debord, and Baudrillard, and all those fellas. It is basically, a simple problem of nihilism - how the hell are we supposed to argue a position which can in itself be subsumed into the hellish, nothingness of everything - for surely even this criticism is part of that world. True.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;image_block&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog/Guy_Debord_1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float: left;&quot; src=&quot;http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog/Guy_Debord_1.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;180&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To look at Debord&#039;s answer we must look at what the SI did, and how they did these things. Taking off from where Baudrillard stops, we need to look at more detail as to how Debord works linguistically; his is a world of confunding, collisions of language, and unknowable details - partly because he is uber-paranoid, and partly because he is having a laugh - but takes having a laugh ever so seriously. So looking specifically at where Wall-E and the SI intertwine, we return once more to this concept of &quot;Psychogeography&quot;, and specifically to how the SI documented it, in maps such as that featured here (sorry to which ever site I knicked it off, you can have it back in a bit.):&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Basically, what the guys of the SI would do, is a process called &quot;drifting&quot;, the derive, and let themselves be taken this way and that by the &#039;psychogeography&#039; of the city - those elements which seek to control you unconsciously - and then would build maps like this about their route - this way would lead to this and so on. Of course, this is a collage - it is a reconstruction of readymade elements, in this case old maps of the city, and represents the fragmentation of the city space. sure. But this is important, as it suggests they worked not only through negation but construction - never fully creating, never completely destroying, but reorganising into a new &#039;social mileu&#039; .&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This map of &#039;The Naked City&#039; (not actually this one but one virtually the same) would be considered part of their campaign of detournement, which sought to break up the city&#039;s nullifying effects - the urban environment which enchanted you and sated you into a drift like world:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&#039;the spectacle is the bad dream of a modern city in chains and ultimiately expresses nothing more thant its wish for sleep. The spectacle is the guardian of that sleep&#039; &lt;em&gt;Debord &#039;21&#039; in The Society of the Spectacle (1970)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This process, this drifting, to which Debord claims the world has succumbed, is the exact process by which the nightmare is exposed. Like the map, the &#039;derive&#039;, whereby people would go for days sometimes months, purposefully drifting, sought to elaborate and ridicule the already present environment and inhabitant behaviours. This as Detournement, the very act for which the SI exist, &amp;#160;exists in an uncomfortable position, is very much aware of how precariously it is balanced between critique and simply gesture... does this relate to Wall-E at all? Next time, a look at Utopias, Baudrillard and Disneyland...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/04/19/geography-without-oxbow-lakes&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The last time we spoke, well I spoke, dissertation wise, I was beginning to suggest a problem with Debord, and Baudrillard, and all those fellas. It is basically, a simple problem of nihilism - how the hell are we supposed to argue a position which can in itself be subsumed into the hellish, nothingness of everything - for surely even this criticism is part of that world. True.</p>
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<div class="image_block"><a href="http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog/Guy_Debord_1.jpg"><img style="float: left;" src="http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog/Guy_Debord_1.jpg" alt="" width="180" height="250" /></a></div>
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<p>To look at Debord's answer we must look at what the SI did, and how they did these things. Taking off from where Baudrillard stops, we need to look at more detail as to how Debord works linguistically; his is a world of confunding, collisions of language, and unknowable details - partly because he is uber-paranoid, and partly because he is having a laugh - but takes having a laugh ever so seriously. So looking specifically at where Wall-E and the SI intertwine, we return once more to this concept of "Psychogeography", and specifically to how the SI documented it, in maps such as that featured here (sorry to which ever site I knicked it off, you can have it back in a bit.):</p>
<p>Basically, what the guys of the SI would do, is a process called "drifting", the derive, and let themselves be taken this way and that by the 'psychogeography' of the city - those elements which seek to control you unconsciously - and then would build maps like this about their route - this way would lead to this and so on. Of course, this is a collage - it is a reconstruction of readymade elements, in this case old maps of the city, and represents the fragmentation of the city space. sure. But this is important, as it suggests they worked not only through negation but construction - never fully creating, never completely destroying, but reorganising into a new 'social mileu' .</p>
<p>This map of 'The Naked City' (not actually this one but one virtually the same) would be considered part of their campaign of detournement, which sought to break up the city's nullifying effects - the urban environment which enchanted you and sated you into a drift like world:</p>
<blockquote>'the spectacle is the bad dream of a modern city in chains and ultimiately expresses nothing more thant its wish for sleep. The spectacle is the guardian of that sleep' <em>Debord '21' in The Society of the Spectacle (1970)</em></blockquote>
<p>This process, this drifting, to which Debord claims the world has succumbed, is the exact process by which the nightmare is exposed. Like the map, the 'derive', whereby people would go for days sometimes months, purposefully drifting, sought to elaborate and ridicule the already present environment and inhabitant behaviours. This as Detournement, the very act for which the SI exist, &#160;exists in an uncomfortable position, is very much aware of how precariously it is balanced between critique and simply gesture... does this relate to Wall-E at all? Next time, a look at Utopias, Baudrillard and Disneyland...</p>
<p>&#160;</p><div class="item_footer"><p><small><a href="http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/04/19/geography-without-oxbow-lakes">Original post</a> blogged on <a href="http://b2evolution.net/">b2evolution</a>.</small></p></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>An Idea that isn't funny, just an idea adapted from TED</title>
			<link>http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/04/19/an-idea-that-isn-t-funny-just-an-idea-adapted-from-ted</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 23:38:44 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hitch</dc:creator>
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						<description>&lt;p&gt;It&#039;s a website right, called &quot;Piece Of Mind&quot; or something, and on this website, all music, film and digital media are available to download for free (having been given to it by the artists involved). Hypothetical&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(bare with me). As you download stuff, you get given not good karma points. However, associated with all these files, are things you can buy in the real world, again literally everything - tickets to shows, merchandise, etc. For every pound or dollar you spend, you get good karma points, and the value of these is ten times that of unhappy points, and you also get a load of virtual merchandise - so if you buy a t shirt, you get a virtual t shirt for your virtual wardrobe. These are tied up with the associated artist or band, so that their relationship with you improves with the more you do stuff with them, and they have rankings, and for the best fans, there are competitions to win and so forth. Similarly you get good points for sharing things, suggesting, commenting reviewing, and this improves your rating. The website itself improves as you use it - starting of blank, and the more you do, trade, share, the more the website &quot;levels up&quot; until it becomes a badge of honour like Call Of Duty. I got the idea from this amazing video - If you&#039;ve not seen TED talks you really should, they are inspiring.  
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<p>(bare with me). As you download stuff, you get given not good karma points. However, associated with all these files, are things you can buy in the real world, again literally everything - tickets to shows, merchandise, etc. For every pound or dollar you spend, you get good karma points, and the value of these is ten times that of unhappy points, and you also get a load of virtual merchandise - so if you buy a t shirt, you get a virtual t shirt for your virtual wardrobe. These are tied up with the associated artist or band, so that their relationship with you improves with the more you do stuff with them, and they have rankings, and for the best fans, there are competitions to win and so forth. Similarly you get good points for sharing things, suggesting, commenting reviewing, and this improves your rating. The website itself improves as you use it - starting of blank, and the more you do, trade, share, the more the website "levels up" until it becomes a badge of honour like Call Of Duty. I got the idea from this amazing video - If you've not seen TED talks you really should, they are inspiring.  
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			<title>Poetry</title>
			<link>http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/04/12/poetry</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:58:49 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Hitch</dc:creator>
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&lt;p&gt;There was a blob, called bob, &lt;br /&gt; who in 13 years hadn&#039;t seen his knob&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; At 52, he grew too tired &lt;br /&gt; to wait so long to be retired.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Instead, he sucked and feasted, crammed and ate,&lt;br /&gt; anything he could kill cook, deep fry and plate.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Cakes were best he would often mutter,&lt;br /&gt; through crusted words of crumbs he&#039;d splutter.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; But hunger threw his eyes abroad,&lt;br /&gt; for new exciting foods to gorge.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; And never did he leave his chair, &lt;br /&gt; nor even change browned underwear.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; He burped and shat and farted fat,&lt;br /&gt; oil bubbled through, fumes attracting rats.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; But as belly grew and time passed,&lt;br /&gt; the eyes of diet soon left him fast.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; In no time at all, sexless and frustrated,&lt;br /&gt; he tried to recall the last time he&#039;d dated.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; In one hot act of lust, he felt he must,&lt;br /&gt; reach for the mag, thought of slag and bursting bust.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; But at this point, this particular juncture,&lt;br /&gt; I have to worn you, there was a puncture.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; His stretch and sag, like leather bag.&lt;br /&gt; on sharpened blade was caught a snag.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; He lugged and tugged to page twelve of loaded, &lt;br /&gt; he got too excited and soon exploded.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Intestines, heart, lungs and liver,&lt;br /&gt; through new orifice began to slither&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Wept his organs, one final release.&lt;br /&gt; Robert at last was no longer obese.&lt;/p&gt;
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<p>There was a blob, called bob, <br /> who in 13 years hadn't seen his knob<br /> <br /> At 52, he grew too tired <br /> to wait so long to be retired.<br /> <br /> Instead, he sucked and feasted, crammed and ate,<br /> anything he could kill cook, deep fry and plate.<br /> <br /> Cakes were best he would often mutter,<br /> through crusted words of crumbs he'd splutter.<br /> <br /> But hunger threw his eyes abroad,<br /> for new exciting foods to gorge.<br /> <br /> And never did he leave his chair, <br /> nor even change browned underwear.<br /> <br /> He burped and shat and farted fat,<br /> oil bubbled through, fumes attracting rats.<br /> <br /> But as belly grew and time passed,<br /> the eyes of diet soon left him fast.<br /> <br /> In no time at all, sexless and frustrated,<br /> he tried to recall the last time he'd dated.<br /> <br /> In one hot act of lust, he felt he must,<br /> reach for the mag, thought of slag and bursting bust.<br /> <br /> But at this point, this particular juncture,<br /> I have to worn you, there was a puncture.<br /> <br /> His stretch and sag, like leather bag.<br /> on sharpened blade was caught a snag.<br /> <br /> He lugged and tugged to page twelve of loaded, <br /> he got too excited and soon exploded.<br /> <br /> Intestines, heart, lungs and liver,<br /> through new orifice began to slither<br /> <br /> Wept his organs, one final release.<br /> Robert at last was no longer obese.</p>
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			<title>Stand Up Update - March</title>
			<link>http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/03/22/stand-up-update-march</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 17:36:32 +0000</pubDate>			<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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						<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog/DSC00385.JPG&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float: left;&quot; src=&quot;http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog/DSC00385.JPG&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;122.4&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;March has turned out to be a busy stand up month for me, had a few good gigs with still a few more to go, but importantly, here it is. Bang:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I am officially &quot;Edinburgh Revue Stand Up Champ 2010/2011&quot; which is very exciting. And the proud owner of a large piece or marble. Thanks to everyone who was there it was a great night. Here is an image of my new rock baby, and on the other side, the happy couple. But what is it I hear you ask. Well, it is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lollysmith.com/conmar.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Connemara Marble&lt;/a&gt;, a very special stone used to make shamrock jewellery. So there you go.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In other Stand Up News, I compered an auction for Fresh Air last night, to raise money for Waverley Care. I wouldn&#039;t really consider it a gig until I realised we raised &amp;#163;500. Mental. Well done JP.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;item_footer&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/03/22/stand-up-update-march&quot;&gt;Original post&lt;/a&gt; blogged on &lt;a href=&quot;http://b2evolution.net/&quot;&gt;b2evolution&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog/DSC00385.JPG"><img style="float: left;" src="http://www.yardstick-productions.com/b2/media/blogs/blog/DSC00385.JPG" alt="" width="122.4" /></a>March has turned out to be a busy stand up month for me, had a few good gigs with still a few more to go, but importantly, here it is. Bang:</p>
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<p>I am officially "Edinburgh Revue Stand Up Champ 2010/2011" which is very exciting. And the proud owner of a large piece or marble. Thanks to everyone who was there it was a great night. Here is an image of my new rock baby, and on the other side, the happy couple. But what is it I hear you ask. Well, it is <a href="http://www.lollysmith.com/conmar.html" target="_blank">Connemara Marble</a>, a very special stone used to make shamrock jewellery. So there you go.</p>
<p>In other Stand Up News, I compered an auction for Fresh Air last night, to raise money for Waverley Care. I wouldn't really consider it a gig until I realised we raised &#163;500. Mental. Well done JP.</p><div class="item_footer"><p><small><a href="http://hitchanddoug.com/bloggy/index.php/2010/03/22/stand-up-update-march">Original post</a> blogged on <a href="http://b2evolution.net/">b2evolution</a>.</small></p></div>]]></content:encoded>
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